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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Kvinde Søger en Mand
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Jeg beskriver mig selv som
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Underskriv
Vædderen
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Gennemsnitlig
Min højde er
155 cm
Mine øjne er
Brun
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Single
Jeg har børn
Nej
Jeg vil have børn
Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Hår
Kropsudsmykning
Piercet... Men kun øre(r), Arret
Mit hår er
Mørkebrun
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Kat
Villig til at flytte
Ja
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Fuldtid
Mit speciale er
Salg / marketing
Min jobtitel er
Customer Care Rep
Jeg tjener så meget på et år
Fra $15.000USD til $29.999USD
Jeg bor
Med kæledyr
Hjemme
Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem
Jeg er ryger
Nej
Jeg drikker
Nej
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Klassens klovn
Min sociale opførsel er
Højtråbende, Asocial, Komisk, Underlig
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Motion, Kunst og håndværk, Musik, Film, Internet, Spil, Spise til middag, Religion / Spiritualitet, Rejser, Frivilligt, Computer
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Sove, Klæde sig ud, Spille computerspil, Gå på museum
En ideel første date ville være
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Jeg har altid villet prøve
The above.
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Ballademager, Obskur, Fjollet
Synspunkter
Mit trossamfund
Andet
Jeg deltager i tjenester
En gang om ugen
Mit mål i livet er
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Min form for humor er
Tør / sarkastisk, Fjollet, Sadistisk
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Tegnefilm, Dokumentarer, Dramaer
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Comedy, Animation
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Rock, Pop
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Selvbiografi, Biografi, Sundhed, Religiøs
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Dygtighed, Skaldethed, Spontanitet, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke
Hvad leder du efter?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
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