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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Mulher Procurando um Homem
Informação Básica
Me Descreveria Como
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Signo
Áries/Carneiro
Aparência & Situação
Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Mediano
Minha Altura:
1.55 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Marrons
Minha Etnia:
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Solteiro
Com Filhos?
Não
Quer Ter Filhos?
Não Tenho Certeza
Minha Melhor Característica:
Cabelo
Arte no Corpo
Com piercing... mas somente na(s) orelha (s), Marcado/a
Cor de Cabelo:
Castanho Escuro
Animais Que Possuo:
Gato
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?
Sim
Status
Nível Educacional
Alguma Faculdade
Ocupação
Tempo Integral
Especialização
Vendas / Marketing
Meu Título de Trabalho É
Customer Care Rep
Eu Faço Isto Em Um Ano
$15,000USD A $29,999USD
Eu Moro
Com Bicho(s) de Estimação
Em Casa
Amigos Vêm Ocasionalmente
Eu Fumo
Não
Eu Bebo
Não
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
Palhaço da Sala
Meu Comportamento Social É
Barulhento, Anti-social, Cômico/a, Estranha
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Exercício, Artes & Artesanato, Música, Filmes, Internet, Jogos, Jantar, Religião / Espiritualidade, Viajar, Voluntariado, Computadores
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Sair Com Os Amigos, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Cinema, Dormi, Jogos de vestir, Jogar Vídeo-Games, Ir A Um Museu
Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Eu Sempre Quis Tentar
The above.
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo
Encrenqueiro/a, Obscuro/a, Pateta
Vistas
Minha Denominação Religiosa é
Outra
Frequento Serviços
Uma Vez Por Semana
Meu Objetivo na Vida É
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Seco / Sarcástico, Pateta, Sadista
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Desenhos, Documentários, Dramas
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ação, Comédia, Animação
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço
Rock, Pop
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio
Autobiografia, Biografia, Saúde, Religião
Para mim, Diversão É
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
À procura de
O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Inteligência, Boa Aparência, Humor, Grandes Habilidades, Ousadia, Espontaneidade, Marotice, Espirituoso/a, Consideração Pelos Outros
O Que Você Procura?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?
Comprometido/a