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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Hölgy keres Férfit
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Leírás
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
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Kos
Megjelenés és helyzete
Testalkatom
Átlagos
Magasságom
1.55 m
Szemeim színe
Barna
Etnicitásom
Kaukázusi
Családi állapotom
Egyedülálló
Vannak gyerekeim
Nem
Szeretnék gyerekeket
Nem biztos benne
Az amire büszke vagyok:
Haj
Testművészet
Átfúrt ... de csak a füle(i)m, Heges
Hajam színe:
Sötétbarna
Háziállatjaim
Cica
Költözködés?
Igen
Állapot
Képzettségem
Némi főiskola
Foglalkoztatásom
Teljes munkaidős
Specialitásom
Értékesítés / Marketing
Munkaköröm
Customer Care Rep
Ez évi bevételem
3,656,479 - 7,312,715 HUF
Lakáshelyzet
A háziállataimmal
Otthon
Alkalmanként átjönnek a barátaim
Dohányzom
Nem
Kedvelem az alkoholt
Nem
Személyiség
A középiskolában
Osztály bohóc
Szociális magatartásom:
Hangos, Antiszociális, Komikus, Furcsa
Hobbijaim:
Edzés, Művészet és kézművesség, Zene, Filmek, Internet, Játékok, Vacsorák, Vallás, spiritualitás, Utazás, Volöntőrködés, Számítógépek
Tökéletes szórakozás?
Barátkozás, Új dolgok kipróbálása, Filmezés, Alvás, Öltözködős játékok, Számítógépes játékok, Múzeum
A tökéletes első randi így néz ki számomra:
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Mindig kipróbáltam volna a(z)
The above.
Így látnak barátaim:
Bajkeverő, Titokzatosnak, Ostobának
Nézetek
Az én felekezetem:
Egyéb
Részt veszek a vallási szertartásokon:
Hetente egyszer
Életcélom:
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Humorérzékem:
Szarkasztikus, Ostobának, Szadista
Ízlés
Mit nézek?
Rajzfilmek, Dokumentumfilm, Dráma
Mit nézek a moziban?
Akció, Komédia, Animáció
Amikor zenét hallgatok, mindig meghallgatom a
Rock, Pop
Mit olvasok?
Biográfia, Biográfia, Egészségügy, Vallásos irodalom
Mit jelent a szórakozás a részemre:
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
keres
Mit tart vonzónak?
Tudás, Jó kinézet, Humor, Ügyesség, Merészség, Spontaneitás, Flörtölős, Szellemesség, Komolyság
Mi az ami után kutat?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
Mi után kutat?
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