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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Femme Cherchant Homme
Informations de base
Je me décrirais comme
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Signe
Bélier
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Normale
Ma taille est
5' 1 (1.55 m)
Mes yeux sont
Marrons
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Célibataire
J'ai des enfants
Non
Je veux des enfants
Pas sûr/e
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Cheveux
Art Corporel
Oreilles percées, Cicatrices
Mes cheveux sont
Bruns foncés
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Chat
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs
Oui
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Etudes secondaires incomplètes
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Plein-temps
Mon domaine de compétence est
Vente/Marketing
Mon titre de fonction est
Customer Care Rep
J'ai gagné cette année
De 15,000 € à 29,999 €
Je vis
Avec des animaux
Chez moi
Des amis passent à l'occasion
Je fume
Non
Je bois de l'alcool
Non
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Clown de la classe
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Bruyant, Antisocial, Comique, Bizarre
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Faire de l'exercice, Art & artisanat, Musique, Films, Internet, Jeux, Dîner , Religion/Spiritualité, Voyages, Bénévolat, Ordinateurs
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sortir avec des amis, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Regarder un bon film, Dormir, Se déguiser, Jouer aux jeux vidéos, Aller au musée
Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
J'ai toujours voulu essayer
The above.
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Trublion, Obscur/e, Neuneu
Points de vue sur la vie
Ma Dénomination est
Autre
Je vais à la messe
Une fois par semaine
Mon but dans la vie c'est
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt
Sarcastique, Neuneu, Sadique
Goûts
A la télévision, je regarde
Dessins animés, Documentaires, Drames
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours
Action, Comédies, Animation
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est
Rock, Pop
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est
Autobiographies, Biographies, Santé, Religions
Mon idée du fun
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
Recherchant un/e
Que trouvez-vous attirant?
Intelligence, Beauté, Humour, Talents, Audace, Spontanéité, Séduction, Bon sens, Délicatesse
Que recherchez-vous?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?
Engagement