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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Vrouw Op zoek naar een Man
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Ik beschrijf mezelf als:
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Sterrenbeeld
Ram
Uiterlijk & Situatie
Mijn Lichaamstype Is
Gemiddeld
Mijn Lengte Is
5' 1 (1.55 m)
Mijn Ogen Zijn
Bruin
Mijn Ethniciteit Is
Blank
Mijn Burgerlijke Staat Is
Single
Ik Heb Kinderen
Nee
Ik Wil Kinderen
Niet Zeker
Mijn Beste Eigenschap Is
Haar
Body Art
Piercings, maar alleen in mijn oren, Met Littekens
Mijn Haar Is
Donkerbruinharig
Ik heb één of meer van deze
Kat
Ben je bereid te verhuizen?
Ja
Status
Mijn Opleidingsniveau Is
MBO
Mijn Huidige Werkstatus Is
Voltijd
Mijn specialisatie is
Militair
Mijn functie is:
Customer Care Rep
Mijn jaarsalaris is:
Tussen de €15.000 en €30.000
Ik Woon
Met Huisdier(en)
Bij mij thuis
Komen er soms vrienden langs
Ik Ben Een Roker
Nee
Ik Drink
Nee
Persoonlijkheid
Op de middelbare school was ik
Klassenclown
In sociale situaties ben ik
Luid, Anti-sociaal, Grappig, Raar
Mijn Interesses En Hobbies Zijn
Fitness, Knutselen, Muziek, Films, Internet, Spellen, Eten, Religie / Spiritualiteit, Reizen, Vrijwilligerswerk, Computers
Mijn idee van een leuke tijd is
Met Vrienden zijn, Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen, Films, Slapen, Me verkleden, Videospellen spelen, Naar een museum gaan
Een perfecte eerste date is
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Wat ik altijd al eens heb willen proberen:
The above.
Mijn vrienden beschrijven me als
Een herrieschopper, Obscuur, Gek
Meningen
Mijn geloofsovertuiging is
Iets Anders
Ik Ga Naar Diensten
Een keer per week
Mijn Doel In Het Leven Is
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Mijn Gevoel Voor Humor Is
Droge Humor / Sarcastisch, Gek, Sadistischh
Smaak
Op tv kijk ik:
Tekenfilms, Documentaires, Drama's
In de bioscoop kijk ik:
Actie, Komedie, Animatie
Als ik naar muziek luister, luister ik altijd naar
Rock, Pop
Ik lees graag
Autobiografie, Biografie, Gezondheid, Religieus
Mijn Idee Van Plezier is
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
Zoekt
Wat vind je aantrekkelijk?
Intelligentie, Goed Uiterlijk, Humor, Goeie Vaardigheden, Moed, Spontaniteit, Flirterig, Gevatheid, Bedachtzaamheid
Wat zoek je?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
Waar ben je naar op zoek?
Vastigheid