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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Sign
Aries
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 1 (1.55 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Hair
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is
Customer Care Rep
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
With Pet(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
No
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Loud, Anti-social, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
I've Always Wanted To Try
The above.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Troublemaker, Obscure, Goofy
Views
My Denomination Is
Other
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Pop
When I Read, I Always Read
Auto-biography, Biography, Health, Religious
My Idea Of Fun Is
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Committed