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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Mujer Buscando Hombre
Información Básica
Me describiría a mi mismo como
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Signo
Aries
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Normal
Mi altura es
5' 1 (1.55 m)
Mis ojos son
Marrones
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Soltero
Tengo hijos
No
Quiero tener hijos
No estoy seguro
Mi Mejor característica es
Cabello
Piercings, tatuajes…
Piercing… pero sólo en las orejas, Cicatrices
Mi pelo es
Marrón Oscuro
Tengo uno o más de estos
Gato
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
Si
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Algo de Universidad
Mi situación laboral actual es
Tiempo Completo
Mi especialidad es
Ventas / Marketing
Mi trabajo es como
Customer Care Rep
Mi salario anual es de
$15,000USD a $29,999USD
Vivo en
Con Mascota/s
En casa
Los amigos visitan ocasionalmente
Soy Fumador
No
Soy Bebedor
No
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
El Cómico de la clase
Socialmente, me describiría como
Ruidoso, Anti Social, Cómico, Extraña / Rarezas
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Hacer ejercicio, Artes y Manualidades, Música, Películas, Internet, Juegos, Cenar, Religión / Espiritualidad, Viajar, Voluntariado, Computadoras
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Salir con amigos, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Dormir, Jugar a vestirme elegante, Jugar Video Juegos, Ir a un Museo
Mi primera cita ideal sería
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Siempre he querido probar
The above.
Mis amigos me describen como
Alborotador, Oscuro, Bobo
Puntos de Vista
Mi Denominacion es
Otros
Voy a la iglesia
Una vez a la semana
Mi meta en la vida
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Mi sentido del humor es
Seco / Sarcástico, Bobo, Sádico/a
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Dibujos Animados, Documentales, Dramas
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Acción, Comedia , Animación
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Rock, Pop
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Autobiografías, Biografías, Salud, Religiosos
Mi idea de diversión es
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
Estoy buscando a
¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Inteligencia, Buena Imagen, Humor, Grandes Habilidades, Audacia, Espontaneidad, Coquetería, Ingenio, Detallista
¿Qué estás buscando?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Comprometido