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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Kvinne Søker A Mann
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Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
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Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Gjennomsnittlig
Min høyde er
5 '1 (1,55 m)
Øynene mine er
Brun
Min etnisitet er
kaukasisk
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Enslig
Jeg har barn
Nei
Jeg vil ha barn
Usikker
Min beste egenskap er
Hår
Kropps kunst
Piercing ... Men bare ørene, Arr
Mitt hår er
Mørk brun
Jeg har en eller flere av disse
Katt
Villing til å flytte
Ja
Status
Min Utdanningsnivå Er
Noe College
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er
Fulltid
Min spesialitet er
Salg / Markedsføring
Minn jobb tittel er
Customer Care Rep
Jeg tjener så mye på et år
$15,000USD Til $29,999USD
Jeg bor
Med kjæledyr
Hjemme
Venner kommer av og til på besøk
Jeg er en røyker
Nei
Jeg drikker
Nei
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
Klassens klovn
Min sosiale atferd er
Høylydt, Asosial, Komisk, Merkelig
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Trene, Kunst og Håndverk, Musikk, Filmer, Internett, Spill, Restaurant, Religion / livssyn, Reise, Frivillig arbeid, Datamaskiner
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Være med venner, Prøve nye ting, Kino, Sove, Kle seg ut, Spille videospill, Gå på museum
En ideel første date vil være
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Jeg har alltid hatt lyst til å prøve
The above.
Mine venner beskriver meg som
Bråkmaker, obskur, Tullete
Visninger
Mitt trossamfunn
Annet
Jeg går på gudstjeneste
En gang i uken
Mitt mål i livet er
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Min humoristiske sans er
Tørr / Sarkastisk, Tullete, Sadistisk
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Tegneserier, Dokumentarer, Drama
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Action, Komedie, Andirektemeldingasjon
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på
Rock, Pop
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid
Auto-biografi, Biografi, Helse, Religiøs
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
Leter etter
Hva finner du attraktivt?
Intelligens, Flott utseende, Humor, Gode ferdigheter, Dristighet, Spontanitet, flørtende, vett, Omtanksfull
Hva ser du etter?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
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