A Knight with slightly dented armour

I Can Speak

English, Binary

I Would Describe Myself As

I ski uphill on antedeluvian glaciers and I floss with razor wire. I have a pet wolverine. I am not thirsty right now, but I am the second most interesting man in the world. There I go, coming in second again. :) If I at least got you to chuckle, we probably have a fair chance. If not, well, sorry the anti-rejection drugs for the personality transplant failed to prevent an adverse reaction. :)

So I might as well get this out of the way, in my profile "Christian-other" means conservative Apostolic, so if you don't know what that is, no offense to everyone, they all have their own relationship with their Creator, if they believe in one, but there it is out in the open, up front second paragraph.

I am a published author, so if I do write you a love sonnet, at least you will have a fighting chance of getting coherency and decent grammatical content. I do go to the gym regularly, but am still pretty much average build, some genetics just can't be overcome. I hate these things, I feel like I'm trying to sell a used car on EBay. You're expected to brag yourself up so that people won't think you're a complete geek, moron or one-dimensional bore, but yet you don't want to come across egotistic or braggard either. Can you really win? If you're feeling the same way about having to try to characterize yourself in black-n-white in 3 paragraphs or less, great, we have something in common already. :)

I am working on my A+/Net+/Cisco CCNA from Towson U, and MCSA/MCSE; and completed a certificate course from APC in green server and electronic technologies, I plan on opening a business in 2013 to help companies go green in IT, save money on electricity and IT investment, and invest some of that back into my portfolio (freelancing pays quite well and I think this industry niche is just getting set to explode :) ). And I'm also hard at work on marketing my first four novels and finishing the fifth and sixth. Whew !!!!!

So, I guess I am not easy to define, as is true with most people. I am a writer, I used to race cars, I like computer games on my PS3 and PC, but also the symphony and live classical or jazz music and most genres of movies (I have a pretty huge collection). I will listen to most anything except rap, right now in my Coopers MP3 player you will find Third Day, Barlow Girl, Alicia Keys, Depeche Mode, Def Leppard and Beethoven. Like I said, some variety. In movies, I like adventure and action best but am okay with trading a two movie night for one screening of Tombstone or The Expendables and then one for the Notebook (yes, I've seen it. Actually, more than once, yes, hard to believe. Dear John wasn't so bad either).

I am a water sign, so I love the beach but haven't been the last two years because there's something just not too romantic about going alone. I hope to own a boat someday soon, I still have a motorcycle license but currently no bike, but if you love to ride, thats a bonus point. Some of the best riding roads are easy day-trip reach from Baltimore (think Shenandoah).

I have a classic hot rod that I show some weekends and love to drive, I need someone who understands and shares these things and much more. If you live and die on liberal media, Twilight or your iPod, or absolutely thinks that a car that starts and moves is just enough, and is just an appliance, I don't think we're going to be a good match. I think anyone worth knowing will take time to know, like they said in Shrek, its like an onion, onions have layers. (and I'm not an Ogre, but I'm sure you can tell I have children, 12 and 10 now, and they are my biggest God's gifts).

Sign

Aquarius

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 9 (1.75 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

European, Middle Eastern, Native American

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Bald

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

My Job Title Is

Senior Systems Engineer II

I Make This Much In A Year

$75,000USD To $99,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Nerd

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Cars, Computers, Family, Internet, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Tv, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

My Denomination Is

Pentecostal

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Very Conservative

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Classical, Country, Folk, Gospel, Jazz, New age, Pop

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Auto-biography, Business, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Committed