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johnyonthespot03

Redlands, California | Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As
My name is Shane. I'm a lifegaurd at a camp. I go to the gym alot, lift weights 5 days a week and love working on my honda and racing around. I'm pretty laid back and chill. I make jokes always. I'm sarcastic but in a hilarious way. Jerry Seinfeld is my Hero! I'm an excellent writer and videographer. I never want to date a non-christian again! It sucks lol
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Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Muscular
My Height Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Scarred
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog
Willing To Relocate
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Part-time
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
Lifegaurd at a Christian Camp
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Parent(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Religion / Spirituality, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
something exciting. something new. something im good at to show myself off a little.. something shes good at so she can feel the same. sushi, coffee.. go pull some pranks in town. laugh..make jokes.. take a walk together, or road trip to the beach.
I've Always Wanted To Try
to show up to a date on my skateboard and ask, "ready to go?" when she reply's, "yes, " i respond, "Ok. Hop on." her reaction is your answer to what kind of person she is..

it'd be hilarious
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Denomination Is
Baptist
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is
to be a successful provider, husband, father, and person. and to deserve to hear, "Well done thy good and faithful servant." when i go to heaven.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Romance, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Electronic, Ambient, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read
Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is
Watching a movie. racing cars. being with close friends and joking about ridiculous things. writing a funny story with my brother. the beach with friends. snowboarding (since i used to live in lake arrowhead for 10 years), even playing Halo with nerdy people is so fun. Im pretty easy to please.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
my biggest issue is i need a girl who can stand up for herself to other people, nicely but assertively. Someone not to be a flirt with anyone else but me. I look for smart, clever, funny, beautiful inside and out women who like me for me and can be strong in areas that I am weak. Im sure there are many other things, but thats a good start.. :)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed