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funnyhoney2008

Bowie, Maryland | Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
I'm intelligent, hardworking, and responsible with a HUGE sense of humor. I dont do drugs or drama. I'm a very caring and positive person. I'm an incurable optimist and sometimes I drive myself crazy.

Are you tired of all the games people play? Looking for honesty? Happiness? Companionship? Do you have the courage to step out of your comfort zone? Do you say what you mean and mean what you say? Would you love a huge country breakfast on Saturday morning so filled with bread, sausage and grease that you can not move for the rest of the day?

Everybody talks about walking on beaches, and going from jeans to tux/little black dress. ???... Im looking for my best friend who can spend hours walking around Lowes, does not take life serious, and can sit around a fire (or BBQ grill) and drink beer...(in moderation of course), Must love movies, (I will watch action if you will sit through chick flicks...pass the tissues...sniff). If you want to be with me you have to be able to handle the laughter. Call me shallow, but like men with meat on their bones and/or broad shoulders.

Im a very loving and compassionate person. Your kids, dog and YOUR MOTHER will like me. I love life and everything it has to offer, except snow (unless its on a Currier and Ives post card). I love being outdoors, love animals, old people, history, camping, fishing, gardening, the list is endless. I need my church on Sunday mornings and I need my gym during the week to work off the sausage and biscuts.

Thank you for reading my profile and I wish everyone much luck and happiness in finding someone special.
Sign
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog
Willing To Relocate
No

Status

My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is
I wear many hats
I Live
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Movies, Family, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Quiet dinner, maybe music, great conversation
I've Always Wanted To Try
White water rafting, an Alaskan cruise
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Goofy

Views

My Denomination Is
Non-Denominational
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is
Besides making sure my family and I are financially taken care of, I want to make a diference in the lives of people around me
My Kind Of Humor Is
Friendly, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Pop, Classical, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read
Auto-biography, Biography, Business, History, Home & Garden, Humor
My Idea Of Fun Is
Fishing Camping, Flea Markets, Dining out, Theater, home improvement, gardening

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
I like outdoor type gentlemen with broad shoulders
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Committed