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apileofwater

East Grand Rapids, Michigan | Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak
English, German
I Would Describe Myself As
Well hi, there. I am Zach. I have been described as both "the weirdest man ever" and "just a dude." If that doesn't pique your interest, I don't know what will. Seriously though, I'm me. I describe myself as a worship leader, a student, a retail supervisor, a radio intern, a golfer, a softball player, a hiker, and a musician. I also love football, although I've never really played it. If you're cool, I want to talk to you. Also, if you are awesome, too.
Sign
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Thick
My Height Is
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Hands
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Fish
Willing To Relocate
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Student
My Speciality Is
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is
student/musician/retail/intern
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Brain
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Observant, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Sports, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
two options: someplace with music [read: a concert] or a sporting event. both good.
I've Always Wanted To Try
my hand in Christian radio. God willing, I will get to experience it this coming summer.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Denomination Is
Other
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is
my goal is to be the Man God wants me to be. what that entails remains to be seen.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Pop, Gospel, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Comic, Humor, Music, Political, Religious, Satire, Sports

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Humor, Oddities, Wit
What Do You Look For?
I look for a smile and a laugh.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Committed